Turkish Jokes of Şükrü Kızılot (Sukru Kizilot)
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Şükrü Kızılot's
Turkish Humor
Comedy, jokes, funnies, grins and giggles...

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Şükrü Kızılot --
A tax man with a lively sense of humor

Şükrü Kızılot... A tax man with a lively sense of humor
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Thanks to Hürriyet Gazetesi
2 December 2007
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  • Şükrü Kızılot makes Turks Laugh!
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    Şükrü Kızılot's daily column (called 'Financial Approach') in Hurriyet Gazetesi is supposed to give advice to readers on Turkish tax matters. But he often includes sidebars intended to make those same readers smile, chuckle, or laugh out loud. (He's an adherant of the philosophy, as we are, that a little bit of sugar makes the medicine go down. In his case, the medicine is the dreaded subject of Taxation...in our case, the dreaded subject is Turkish language learning!)

    Here below are a couple of his recent news-column sidebars, that illustrate what we mean.

    You may want first to try your own hand at translation (by clicking the related image, for enlargement) -- before allowing yourself a peek at our figurative translations, which follow a little further down the page.
    Who's the World's
    Happiest/Unhappiest Man

    Şükrü Kızılot... A tax man with a lively sense of humor
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    Thanks to Hürriyet Gazetesi
    2 December 2007
    Man and Wife
    Şükrü Kızılot... A tax man with a lively sense of humor
    Click for enlargement

    Thanks to Hürriyet Gazetesi
    2 December 2007

    Who's the World's Happiest Man?

    The happiest man has:
    a Japanese wife,
    an American salary,
    an English mansion,
    a Chinese cook, and
    a French mistress.

    Who's the World's Unhappiest Man?

    The unhappiest man has:
    a Chinese salary,
    an American wife,
    a Japanese house
    and an English cook.
    And, on his salary,
    he can't afford a French mistress.




    Man and Wife

    A man wakes up on a Sunday morning and finds his wife standing at the head of their bed. She's wearing a sheer and very revealing nightgown... with a pink 'baby doll' top and a sexy lace thong. And, in her hand, she's holding a length of red velvet rope.

    In her sexiest bedroom voice, the woman whispers, "Tie me up, big boy, and do anything you like."

    When he's finished tying up his wife...
    the man goes fishing with friends.

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