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As part of my work as a geologist, I have traveled several times to Turkey to examine the rocks southeast of Ankara.

On one trip a few years ago, my Turkish colleague left me for several days to work on my own, with a local driver named Mehmet as a guide. Mehmet spoke no English and at that time my Turkish language skills were very primitive, but I thought I'd be able to direct him to the rock outcrops of interest by giving simple directions ('right', 'left', 'stop', etc.).

Mehmet had other plans for me, however. He decided that the rocks I wanted to see weren't beautiful enough and that I should instead look at the outcrops of marble (mermer) in the region.

(Marble is just about the least interesting rock type for the project I was working on, so, although it's a beautiful rock and I'd spent some time admiring the marble in the region already, I didn't want to spend any more time looking at it.)

In any case, I didn't have much say in the matter, as Mehmet kept taking me to marble outcrops.

I tried to explain to him that I didn't need to collect any marble, but with my limited Turkish, all I could say were things like "Please no marble" and "Marble not good".

This had the surprising and disturbing effect of greatly upsetting Mehmet. He yelled at me, shook his fist at me, and refused to drive me where I wanted. He took me to another marble outcrop.

I tried "Marble bad", but this made him even angrier. I flipped through my dictionary, trying other phrases, but nothing worked. Mehmet just yelled at me some more and drove me to another marble outcrop.

At the end of the largely wasted day, we drove back to the guest house, mostly in silence but with occasional muttering and random gesturing by Mehmet. Upon our return, Mehmet went and found someone who spoke both Turkish and English and immediately went into a long tirade to this person, pointing at me, and shaking his head.

Our translator started to laugh and asked me if I knew what Mehmet's full name was. I said no, I only knew his first name. Clearly this was the source of the problem.

Mehmet's last name was Mermer (Marble)! He had spent the whole day thinking I was insulting him -- telling him he was bad, not interesting, not a good person. It never occurred to him I was talking about the marble stone.....

And it never occurred to me that my guide's name was Marble.
I have since tried to improve my knowledge of Turkish for subsequent trips.

DW (January '98)

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