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They Never Even
Saw Our Faces
(and they only heard
our voices once!)
by
Jim and Perihan Masters Summer of 1998
Are you as portable and
flexible as you think you are? Can you meet that all-important deadline
from wherever you happen to find yourself? With the help of the Internet
and a trusty laptop most anything is possible... even if your home base
is a Turkish resort town on the edge of the Aegean.
There are two categories
of writing that occupy our time and interest here at the beach on the
Aegean Sea Coast of Turkey. The first is "the fiction category," which
we hope will make us rich someday...
This year, our fiction slot
has been filled by Habibullah at the Ottoman Court, a crime series
set in the court of Süleyman the Magnificent, the mid-16th Century
Ottoman Turkish Sultan. Habibullah, the eccentric detective hero, is a
foreign-language translator for the Sultan's Imperial Council.
However, we also dedicate
a portion of our writing lives to non-fiction, which helps, now and then,
to pay for our harmless extravagances. The non-fiction category includes
travel brochure and language-related writing in English, or Turkish, or
both. My wife, Perihan -- who, besides being joint creator, leads me, sometimes
forcibly, through the more thorny thickets of Turkish -- is my collaborator
in this work.
With an eye towards drumming
up more non-fiction business (and in hopes of finding a publisher for our
own Turkish Language Guide on CD), we developed and sponsor the
MSNBC award-winning "The Learning Practical Turkish" website.
The LPT website is intended
for language lovers who like their lessons with a little bit of sugar,
to help make the medecine go down.
Just before we embarked
on a three-month U.S. vacation this year, the website paid off when Lonely
Planet Publications contacted us to collaborate on a Turkish Language
Phrasebook.
Lonely Planet Publications,
you ask? LP, as it's fondly known, publishes tourist guides and language
phrasebooks for most of the countries you or I would ever care to visit
-- and some we wouldn't. And LP Guides and Phrasebooks are, well, jazzy.
They even warn you of 'problems' you may encounter. For example, the LP
Guide to Turkey warns the traveler to beware of obnoxious carpet hucksters
near the Selçuk bus station during the height of the summer tourist
season. Now, we live 25 minutes from Selçuk, and, by God, it's true:
those hucksters are nuisances. Whenever we have to go to Selçuk
during the summer tourist season, we give that location a wide berth!
Anyway, Sally Steward, the
Lonely Planet's Publishing Manager in Australia, visited our website in
April '98 and left us an enticing e-mail message.
Dear Webmaster,
I am looking for a suitably
qualified author or team of authors to work on a new edition of our popular
Turkish phrasebook.
Please get back to me
as soon as possible and we can discuss the details of our project.
Regards
Sally Steward
Well, we were tickled. We've
been fans of the LP Guide to Turkey since we first saw it. (A dear
friend had even favorably reviewed it on our website long before Sally
ever contacted us). But, alas, after we had responded enthusiastically
to Sally's message, LP's business plan changed and the deal fell through.
So, a little disappointed -- but humbly gratified at having been considered
in the first place by such a prestigious publishing house -- we went our
separate ways.
Then, quite unexpectedly,
15 days before our U.S. vacation departure date, Sally contacted us again
by e-mail, and the deal was back on!
Dear Jim,
Some time ago we corresponded
regarding the possibility of you and your wife doing some work for us on
our forthcoming Turkish phrasebook. Well, we DO need your assistance, if
you are still available.
Regards
Sally
Once again we were delighted
at the prospect, but what about our vacation plans? Could we complete
all the work LP wanted before we left? We quickly checked the sample Word
files Sally had sent along with her e-message, and it was clear that we'd
need more time -- as much as a month more. So, if we wanted to take the
job on, we'd have to do it while travelling.
On the plus side, I had just
bought an IBM 380ED Laptop, for communicating with friends during our trip;
and the Internet would work just as well between the USA and Australia
as it did between Turkey and Australia, wouldn't it? So we put our faith
in cyberspace and returned the signed electronic contract that Sally sent
us by fax -- and dove into the deep end. It was during the fax setup for
the contract transmission that we heard Sally's voice for the only time.
"H'lo, Jim and
Peri."
"Hiya, Sally, thanks
for callin'. We're ready to receive at this end."
"Right. Here goes then..."
Once begun, our writing went
smoothly -- even on the layover flight to Zurich, and also on the flight
the next day to the States. (Swissair permits in-flight use of laptop computers
except
during takeoff and landing.)
When we arrived at my sister's
home in Maryland, I logged on through her Internet connection and easily
exchanged mail with Australian Sally. [I did that via my geocities.com
electronic-mail account, which I had set up while still in Turkey. This
free
geocities.com account worked especially well since I set both my Turkish
accounts to forward mail automatically to it. And I could/can access that
account (for the cost of a local telephone call) from anywhere in the world.
As an additional safety precaution, I also established a
free hotmail.com
e-mail account before departure. That account came in handy, too, when
at one point in the middle of July the Geocities Internet servers 'went
to sleep'...]
After a week in Maryland,
during which time we delivered several completed sections of the LP commission,
we packed up again and headed down the second leg of our journey to South
Carolina. Peri and I both like trains, so we took the overnight from Washington,
DC to Clemson University, South Carolina. (You meet a friendly kind of
person on a train, especially if you're heading south -- whichever country
you're in.) And thanks to the IBM laptop, we even got in a couple more
hours of work -- before the computer's battery ran out!
When we arrived at my cousin's
home, we found she had a local Internet connection too. So again, I was
able to connect to my Geocities account and to exchange mail with Australian
Sally. After a few days with my cousin (whose name is also Sally), Peri
and I took up residence in a flat we had rented through the Internet --
with Cousin Sally's help -- from Turkey.
During the remaining two
and a half months of our 'vacation,' we had a happy time cementing
old family ties, rediscovering the Carolina mountains and seacoasts, and
shopping and shopping and shopping. And almost incidentally (because it
was so problem-free), we completed the LP commission -- as if Lonely Planet
Publications were just down the street from wherever we happened to be.
In fact, from the day we
had started work on the commission, it had 'taken us' to three different
continents in three different time zones. And in the process, our 'bosses'
at LP had never even seen our faces and had only heard our voices once!
-- JM
©1999 Jim and Perihan Masters
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