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The Politically Incorrect Turkish Funnies II A sampling of mildly naughty funnies, cartoons, and comics -- from some of the paper publications of Turkey... Related Pages: Politically Incorrect Turkish Humor 1 Traditional Turkish Humor 1 Traditional Turkish Humor 2 Note: The Turkish Funnies 'interpretations' below are figurative -- meant to convey the intended humorous meaning rather than provide a word for word Turkish to English translation... Marlon: The Mafia Kid -- and the doomed tax collectors... Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... Bidon, the Consigliere: Boss, the tax collectors are here. And they're going to impound all the stuff in our warehouse.. Bidon [from stage-left in the 2nd panel]: Well, Boss? [What should I do?] Marlon: Ooof! All right, all right... Bury them next to the other ones. And don't ask me [about this subject] anymore. Thanks to: Erdil Yaşaroğlu creator of 'Marlon: The Mafia Kid'. Published by LeMan Kitapları (Istanbul, Novemember 1998) Marlon: The Mafia Kid -- Size can matter... Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... Sexy Housemaid: Would you like anything besides coffee, master Marlon? Marlon [in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th panels]: At first, he ponders the prospect of some hanky-panky, but then, at last, he remembers his adolescent "inadaquacy"... Marlon [in 5th panel]: No, nevermind... Thanks to: Erdil Yaşaroğlu creator of 'Marlon: The Mafia Kid'. Published by LeMan Kitapları (Istanbul, Novemember 1998) The Lout -- Love is like... Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... The Lout's Girl-friend: What does love resemble? The Lout: It's like a love letter. The Lout's Girl-friend: Why's that? The Lout: Well, first you write it, then you lick it, and when you're done with it, you send it on its way... Thanks to: Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş. (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner) and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'. Ankara (12 November 2001) The Lout -- likes to keep it clean... Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... Willing Waitress: I provide special service to a few generous customers. Willing Waitress [continuing in 2nd panel]: For example, a short time ago I gave special service to a gentleman who just left. And he was most pleased. Would you like such service too? The Lout: I only want a couple of sandwiches, dearie... So, just make sure you wash your hands before you serve me. Thanks to: Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş. (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner) and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'. Ankara (8 November 2001) The Lout -- Love and Marriage... Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... The lout's fiance: Darling, will you continue to love me after we're married? The Lout: I think so, my dear... The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: Because... I've had a weakness for married women for a long time... Thanks to: Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş. (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner) and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'. Ankara (18 November 2001) The Lout -- Sterilization Vote Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... The Lout's doctor: My man, there is an irreversible sterilization operation, you know... Did you inform your familiy? The Lout: I informed them Mr. Doctor. Moreover, my wife and children voted on the subject... I didn't want to become sterile but... The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: I got out-voted 8 to 4... [I lost 8 to 4 in the voting inside the family...] Thanks to: Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş. (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner) and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'. Ankara (17 November 2001) The Lout is very obliging... Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... The attractive suffering patient: Oh my goodness, doctor... I'm so fearful of having my tooth removed that [stand-alone ki]... The suffering patient [continuing in the 2nd panel]: ... I'd even prefer to be pregnant. [...compared to pulling my tooth, it would be better if I had to be pregnant.] The Loutish Dentist: The decision is yours madame, I'll adjust the [patient's] chair according to your wishes... Thanks to: Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş. (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner) and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'. Ankara (18 December 2001) The Lout's Daughter -- has 'handy' desires... Right click or see 'Print Preview' for options to 'View' larger image... The Lout's Daughter: My date last night was a real dimwit... [Mine, one of the dimwits...] Daughter's gal-pal: ... Huh? What makes you say that? [...from where did you understand that?] The Lout's Daughter: Last night we danced for three hours, and he [only] looked at me continuously, without speaking. [...without saying a single word.] Daughter's gal-pal: That's odd...Could he be a deaf-mute? The Lout's Daughter: I only wish he was... At least deaf-mutes [can] speak with their hands... Thanks to: Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş. (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner) and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'. Ankara (14 January 2002) Related Pages: Politically Incorrect Turkish Humor 1 Traditional Turkish Humor 1 Traditional Turkish Humor 2 Language Learning Pages: Translating Turkish, the basics Translating Turkish, Looooong Turkish sentences About Translation Software Practical Participle Constructions Example of how humor helps you translate Turkish Also: Essential Turkish Vocabulary Turkish Pronunciation Turkish Verbs Essential Idioms, Index Sentence Structure, Standard Turkish Accenting Numbers in Turkish Other Turkish Language Difficulties Unrelated fun: Frequently asked questions about Turkey and the Turkish language Habibullah and The Great Cannon Caper A simple Turkish 'thing'... Turkish Belly Dancers Turkish Terms Of Endearment Turkish Personal Names Off-Color Turkish Turkish Movies Catalog, Letter-A Turkish Kinsey Report #1 - Turkey opens up about its seks Turkish Kinsey Report #2 - Did they hear it through the grapevine? Turkish Kinsey Report #3 - Was it good for you? 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