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More mildly naughty funnies, cartoons, and comics --
from the Turkish paper publications...

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    Note:
    The Turkish Funnies 'interpretations' below are figurative --
    meant to convey the intended humorous meaning rather than
    provide a word for word Turkish to English translation...

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    Marlon: The Mafia Kid -- and the doomed tax collectors...
    Bidon, the Consigliere: Boss, the tax collectors are here.
    And they're going to impound all the stuff in our warehouse..
    Bidon [from stage-left in the 2nd panel]: Well, Boss? [What should I do?]
    Marlon: Ooof! All right, all right...
    Bury them next to the other ones. And don't ask me [about this subject] anymore.

    Thanks to:
    Erdil Yaşaroğlu
    creator of
    'Marlon: The Mafia Kid'.
    Published by LeMan Kitapları
    (Istanbul, Novemember 1998)

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    Marlon: The Mafia Kid -- Size can matter...
    Sexy Housemaid: Would you like anything besides coffee, master Marlon?
    Marlon [in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th panels]: At first, he ponders the prospect of some hanky-panky,
    but then, at last, he remembers his adolescent "inadaquacy"...

    Marlon [in 5th panel]: No, nevermind...

    Thanks to:
    Erdil Yaşaroğlu
    creator of
    'Marlon: The Mafia Kid'.
    Published by LeMan Kitapları
    (Istanbul, Novemember 1998)

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    The Lout -- Love is like...
    The Lout's Girl-friend: What does love resemble?
    The Lout: It's like a love letter.
    The Lout's Girl-friend: Why's that?
    The Lout: Well, first you write it, then you lick it,
    and when you're done with it, you send it on its way...

    Thanks to:
    Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
    (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
    and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
    Ankara (12 November 2001)

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    The Lout -- likes to keep it clean...
    Willing Waitress: I provide special service to a few generous customers.
    Willing Waitress [continuing in 2nd panel]: For example, a short time ago I gave special service
    to a gentleman who just left. And he was most pleased. Would you like such service too?
    The Lout: I only want a couple of sandwiches, dearie...
    So, just make sure you wash your hands before you serve me.

    Thanks to:
    Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
    (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
    and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
    Ankara (8 November 2001)

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    The Lout -- Love and Marriage...
    The lout's fiance: Darling, will you continue to love me after we're married?
    The Lout: I think so, my dear...
    The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: Because...
    I've had a weakness for married women for a long time...

    Thanks to:
    Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
    (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
    and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
    Ankara (18 November 2001)

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    The Lout -- Sterilization Vote
    The Lout's doctor: My man, there is an irreversible sterilization operation, you know...
    Did you inform your familiy?
    The Lout: I informed them Mr. Doctor.
    Moreover, my wife and children voted on the subject...
    I didn't want to become sterile but...
    The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: I got out-voted 8 to 4...
    [I lost 8 to 4 in the voting inside the family...]

    Thanks to:
    Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
    (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
    and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
    Ankara (17 November 2001)

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    The Lout is very obliging...
    The attractive suffering patient: Oh my goodness, doctor...
    I'm so fearful of having my tooth removed that [stand-alone ki]...
    The suffering patient [continuing in the 2nd panel]: ... I'd even prefer
    to be pregnant.
    [...compared to pulling my tooth, it would be better if I had to be pregnant.]
    The Loutish Dentist: The decision is yours madame, I'll adjust
    the [patient's] chair according to your wishes...

    Thanks to:
    Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
    (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
    and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
    Ankara (18 December 2001)

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    The Lout's Daughter -- has 'handy' desires...
    The Lout's Daughter: My date last night was a real dimwit...
    [Mine, one of the dimwits...]
    Daughter's gal-pal: ... Huh? What makes you say that?
    [...from where did you understand that?]
    The Lout's Daughter: Last night we danced for three hours, and he [only]
    looked at me continuously, without speaking.
    [...without saying a single word.]
    Daughter's gal-pal: That's odd...Could he be a deaf-mute?
    The Lout's Daughter: I only wish he was...
    At least deaf-mutes [can] speak with their hands...

    Thanks to:
    Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
    (Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
    and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
    Ankara (14 January 2002)
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