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| Bidon, the Consigliere: Boss, the tax collectors are here. And they're going to impound all the stuff in our warehouse.. Bidon [from stage-left in the 2nd panel]: Well, Boss? [What should I do?] Marlon: Ooof! All right, all right... Bury them next to the other ones. And don't ask me [about this subject] anymore. |
| Sexy Housemaid: Would you like anything besides coffee, master Marlon?
Marlon [in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th panels]: At first, he ponders the prospect of some hanky-panky, but then, at last, he remembers his adolescent "inadaquacy"... Marlon [in 5th panel]: No, nevermind... |
| The Lout's Girl-friend: What does love resemble?
The Lout: It's like a love letter. The Lout's Girl-friend: Why's that? The Lout: Well, first you write it, then you lick it, and when you're done with it, you send it on its way... |
| Willing Waitress: I provide special service to a few generous customers.
Willing Waitress [continuing in 2nd panel]: For example, a short time ago I gave special service to a gentleman who just left. And he was most pleased. Would you like such service too? The Lout: I only want a couple of sandwiches, dearie... So, just make sure you wash your hands before you serve me. |
| The lout's fiance: Darling, will you continue to love me after we're married?
The Lout: I think so, my dear... The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: Because... I've had a weakness for married women for a long time... |
| The Lout's doctor: My man, there is an irreversible sterilization operation, you know... Did you inform your familiy? The Lout: I informed them Mr. Doctor. Moreover, my wife and children voted on the subject... I didn't want to become sterile but... The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: I got out-voted 8 to 4... [I lost 8 to 4 in the voting inside the family...] |
| The attractive suffering patient: Oh my goodness, doctor... I'm so fearful of having my tooth removed that [stand-alone ki]... The suffering patient [continuing in the 2nd panel]: ... I'd even prefer to be pregnant. [...compared to pulling my tooth, it would be better if I had to be pregnant.] The Loutish Dentist: The decision is yours madame, I'll adjust the [patient's] chair according to your wishes... |
| The Lout's Daughter: My date last night was a real dimwit... [Mine, one of the dimwits...] Daughter's gal-pal: ... Huh? What makes you say that? [...from where did you understand that?] The Lout's Daughter: Last night we danced for three hours, and he [only] looked at me continuously, without speaking. [...without saying a single word.] Daughter's gal-pal: That's odd...Could he be a deaf-mute? The Lout's Daughter: I only wish he was... At least deaf-mutes [can] speak with their hands... |
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