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Poor Banu Alkan...
looks like she just got
humiliated by Hülya Avşar

Banu Alkan in her day  -- sexy actress, model, singer, 'The Neremi Girl'
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More mildly naughty funnies, cartoons, and comics --
from the Turkish paper publications...

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Note:
The Turkish Funnies 'interpretations' below are figurative --
meant to convey the intended humorous meaning rather than
provide a word for word Turkish to English translation...

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Marlon: The Mafia Kid -- and the doomed tax collectors...
Bidon, the Consigliere: Boss, the tax collectors are here.
And they're going to impound all the stuff in our warehouse..
Bidon [from stage-left in the 2nd panel]: Well, Boss? [What should I do?]
Marlon: Ooof! All right, all right...
Bury them next to the other ones. And don't ask me [about this subject] anymore.

Thanks to:
Erdil Yaşaroğlu
creator of
'Marlon: The Mafia Kid'.
Published by LeMan Kitapları
(Istanbul, Novemember 1998)

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Marlon: The Mafia Kid -- Size can matter...
Sexy Housemaid: Would you like anything besides coffee, master Marlon?
Marlon [in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th panels]: At first, he ponders the prospect of some hanky-panky,
but then, at last, he remembers his adolescent "inadaquacy"...

Marlon [in 5th panel]: No, nevermind...

Thanks to:
Erdil Yaşaroğlu
creator of
'Marlon: The Mafia Kid'.
Published by LeMan Kitapları
(Istanbul, Novemember 1998)

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The Lout -- Love is like...
The Lout's Girl-friend: What does love resemble?
The Lout: It's like a love letter.
The Lout's Girl-friend: Why's that?
The Lout: Well, first you write it, then you lick it,
and when you're done with it, you send it on its way...

Thanks to:
Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
(Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
Ankara (12 November 2001)

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The Lout -- likes to keep it clean...
Willing Waitress: I provide special service to a few generous customers.
Willing Waitress [continuing in 2nd panel]: For example, a short time ago I gave special service
to a gentleman who just left. And he was most pleased. Would you like such service too?
The Lout: I only want a couple of sandwiches, dearie...
So, just make sure you wash your hands before you serve me.

Thanks to:
Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
(Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
Ankara (8 November 2001)

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The Lout -- Love and Marriage...
The lout's fiance: Darling, will you continue to love me after we're married?
The Lout: I think so, my dear...
The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: Because...
I've had a weakness for married women for a long time...

Thanks to:
Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
(Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
Ankara (18 November 2001)

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The Lout -- Sterilization Vote
The Lout's doctor: My man, there is an irreversible sterilization operation, you know...
Did you inform your familiy?
The Lout: I informed them Mr. Doctor.
Moreover, my wife and children voted on the subject...
I didn't want to become sterile but...
The Lout [continuing in the 3rd panel]: I got out-voted 8 to 4...
[I lost 8 to 4 in the voting inside the family...]

Thanks to:
Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
(Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
Ankara (17 November 2001)

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The Lout is very obliging...
The attractive suffering patient: Oh my goodness, doctor...
I'm so fearful of having my tooth removed that [stand-alone ki]...
The suffering patient [continuing in the 2nd panel]: ... I'd even prefer
to be pregnant.
[...compared to pulling my tooth, it would be better if I had to be pregnant.]
The Loutish Dentist: The decision is yours madame, I'll adjust
the [patient's] chair according to your wishes...

Thanks to:
Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
(Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
Ankara (18 December 2001)

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The Lout's Daughter -- has 'handy' desires...
The Lout's Daughter: My date last night was a real dimwit...
[Mine, one of the dimwits...]
Daughter's gal-pal: ... Huh? What makes you say that?
[...from where did you understand that?]
The Lout's Daughter: Last night we danced for three hours, and he [only]
looked at me continuously, without speaking.
[...without saying a single word.]
Daughter's gal-pal: That's odd...Could he be a deaf-mute?
The Lout's Daughter: I only wish he was...
At least deaf-mutes [can] speak with their hands...

Thanks to:
Gözcu/Asabi Gazetesi, Gerçek Yayıncılık A. Ş.
(Mehmet Ali Yalçındağ, Owner)
and Volkan Atalay, creator of  'Maganda, The Lout'.
Ankara (14 January 2002)
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