Off Color Foreign Surnames in Turkish Language

Onakoma Bunako
Don't put it in that, put it in this [hole]
From Ona; in/to that place, buna; in/to this place, and a verbal construction made from koymak; to put -- when combined 'properly' they form the whole 'name'.
(Pronounced: OHN-nah-koh-mah BUUN-nah-ko-mah).
Also see the off-shoot name, 'Oramakoma Götümekoma' below...

Ivan Dıvandelen
Ivan Who-makes-a-hole-in-the-couch
From Dıvan; couch and a verbal construction made from delmek; to make a hole in -- are used to form the surname.
(Pronounced: Ih-VAHN Dih-VAHN-day-lin)

Alexandır Siksallandır
Alexander Who-swings-a-cock.
From Sik; cock and a verbal construction made from sallanmak; to wave, rock, swing, sway -- are used to form the surname.
(Pronounced: AL-ehks-an-dihr SICK-sah-lahn-dihr)

Hans Brahms Sikimiavuçluyor
Hans Brahms Holding-my-cock.
From Sik; cock, and a verbal construction made from avuçlamak; to grasp -- are used to form the surname.
(Pronounced: Hahns Brahms Sih-KIHM-ee-ahh-VOOCH-lih-or)

Madame Döllemer
Madame Sucks-sperm
A verbal construction made from döllemek; inseminate -- is used to form the surname.
(Pronounced: Mah-dahm Durr-lehm-AIR)

Oramakoma Götümekoma
Don't-put-it-over-there Don't-put-it-in-my-ass.
From Ora; to that place, Göt; ass, and a verbal construction made from koymak; to put-- are used to form the whole name.
(Pronounced: OR-rah-mah-koh-mah GHERT-ihm-eh-ko-mah)

Tutsiki Yançek
Hold-the-cock Pull-it-sideways.
From Sik; cock, yan; side, and verbal constructions made from tutmak; to hold and cekmek; to pull -- are used to form the whole name.
(Pronounced: TOOT-sick-ee YAHN-check)

Tutsiki Koyama
Hold-the-cock Put-it-in-the-p*ssy.
From Sik; cock, am; p*ssy, and verbal constructions made from tutmak; to hold and cekmek; to pull -- are used to form the whole name.
(Pronounced: TOOT-sick-ee KOY-ahm-ah)

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