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The language found in this dictionary may not be for everyone... Please back out now if you think you may be offended. Off Color Turkish Language Ambiguities Other Pages of Interest: Ambiguity and 'The Best Little Game Show In Turkey' An illustrated example of Turkish ambibiguity More Turkish Ambiguity Examples Avoiding Turkish Ambiguities Off-color Turkish Ambiguities If you join letters into words to form the following Turkish sentence... İsmet İnönü, kaymakamı görünce ayağa kalktı... then the sentence reads... When Ismet Inonu [Turkey's Thomas Jefferson] saw the governor, he stood up. But if you use exactly the same letters in exactly the same order -- and shift them ever so slightly, you get the Turkish sentence... İsmetin önü, kaymak amı görünce, ayağa kalktı... and then the sentence reads... When Ismet's "front" saw the creamy p*ssy, it stood up. ( Is this a great language, or what?! ) Related Pages: Off-color Slang Dictionary, Complete Off-color Surnames Language-Learning Related Pages: Translating Turkish, the basics Essential Turkish Vocabulary Turkish Verbs Essential Idioms, Index Essential Suffixes, Index Sentence Structure, Standard Turkish Pronunciation Turkish Accenting Numbers in Turkish NewsReaders' Dictionary, Index Unrelated fun: Frequently asked questions about Turkey and the Turkish language The Feri Cansel Story -- Beauty and the Beast Zerrin Egeliler - (most of) everything you always wanted to know Habibullah and the Great Cannon Caper A simple Turkish 'thing'... Turkish Belly Dancers Other Turkish Difficulties Turkish Terms Of Endearment Turkish Personal Names Politically Incorrect Turkish Humor Gossipy Turkish Who's Who Turkish Conventional and 'Erotik' Movies, Index We say softball, you say rounders... The Top Ten Turkish Movies of All Time #5 Selvi Boylum Al Kazmalım (The Girl in the Red Scarf) What Merry Turkish Widows Want What Wily Turkish Widowers Want New 'Real People' frikik -- Archeologist Seher Başak

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