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Identify this Famous Turk... Click for enlargement! Free updates for life! Jim and Peri's Commercial-free CD/Broadband Editions for Turkish Learning -- with triple ebook bonus! Learn Turkish with this Essential Suffixes Printed Book

The Swinging Beachcomber's Guide to Summer Romance in Turkey 1/4 Romantic Summer Beach Holidays in Turkey Click for enlargement. Thanks to the Plaj Çapkının El Kitabı, a 'boxer' book... May 2007 Related Pages: Dirty Talk in Turkish - for 'in the flesh' encounters and phone-sex - Autumn 2010 Turkish Love Phrases -- for a spicy and romantic Summer 2010 Racy and Romantic SMS/Twitter Messages for Winter 2009-2010 The Sexiest Hotel in the World More Racy and Romantic SMS Love Messages for Autumn 2009 Racy and Romantic SMS Endearments (with voice recordings) for Summer 2009 Terms of Endearment voice recordings for Spring 2009!! Mature Foreign Women, Case History #1! Mature Foreign Women, beware the Turkish lothario! Other Troubles in Turkish Paradise 'Bad Girls' of the 1970s Turkish Cinema -- Neriman Köksal 'Bad Girls' of the 1970s Turkish Cinema -- Mine Soley Yeşim Yükselen -- The Wicked Witch of West Istanbul Nur Ay -- 'Dirty Dancing' Diva, Part 2 Temptress Emel Canser -- Liberated and Licentious Lady The Swinging Beachcombers Guide to Turkey #2 What really happened in bed between Müjde Ar and Nur Sürer in 'Widow Woman'? Turkish Terms of Endearment Terms of Endearment, House Favorites Romantic Mobile/Cell Phone Messages, The Original More Romantic Mobile/Cell Phone Messages Proverbs and Idioms for Lovers Loving Diminutives Movie Superhero Tarkan, historic and erotik Mature Dutch Bride in Turkey Mature British Bride in Turkey Mature Swedish Bride in Turkey Vacations for Warm-blooded Mamas Gay Vacations A Practical Turkish-language Phrasebook with Behavioral Tips and Beach Venue Suggestions for your romantic beach holiday in Turkey this year According to Boxer Magazine's Plaj Çapkının El Kitabı (The Swinging Beachcomber's Handbook) According to Plaj Çapkının El Kitabı... Men should wear boxer-style bathing suits if they want to avoid being identified as being Gay -- or German! With the Turkish summer holiday season upon us, can summer love be far behind? Well of course not, Bubba (and Bubbette)! So, it's time to update your summer vacation vocabulary and beach rules-of-behavior -- for the world famous coastal venues of Turkey. Beachcomber's Essential Turkish Phrasebook Let's start first with a few unisex introductory 'pickup lines' for the beach... Merhaba. Naber? (Naber is a contraction of Ne haber?) (mare-hah-bah. nah-bare?) Hello. What's happening? Bu şezlong boş mu acaba? (boo shez-long bosh moo ah-jah-bah?) I wonder...Is this lounge chair empty? İsmim Robert/Danielle. Seninki ne? (ees-meem Robert/Danielle. seh-neen-kee neh?) My name is Robert/Danielle. What's yours? Sizinle tanışmış mıydık? (seez-een-leh tah-nihsh-mihsh mihy-dihk?) Have we met before? This Beachcomber's swim-suit shape says, "I'm neither Gay nor German." Click for enlargement! Turkish Beach Holiday Etiquette Behavioral does and don'ts Don't let your head become a radar beacon, tracking every passing hard body -- male or female. You'll look childish, or worse...desperate. Always give the impression during your holiday/vacation in Turkey that your 'rest and relaxation' takes precedence over your interest in 'intimate relations'. Avoid people with 'proclamation' T-shirts, sandals, towels, etc. that contain messages and slogans like: 'Malibu', 'Rakı is the Answer', 'Bira göbeğin altında' (There's beer in this belly), 'Şahin K forever', 'Herkez Komando Olamaz' (Not everyone can be a Commando). If you use a towel proclaiming 'I love Bodrum', it signifies an immaturity that will attract riffraff. The guy above left is wearing the right swimsuit shape but he's pushing his luck with the textual design. Cool Turkish Beach Venues of 2007 In Bodrum -- Xuma Beach at Yalıkavak (Telephone 0-252-385-4775) Xuma Beach is located in a cove of warm water. Homeowners host the best nighttime beach parties in Turkey. In Ceşme -- Seaside Beach Club at Alaçatı (0-232-716-9899) Ceşme's first beach club, the 'Seaside' still maintains its popular reputation. There are three restaurants within; they each feature Turkish and foreign entertainers. In Antalya -- Pine Beach Club at Bellek (0-242-715-2525) Located at the edge of a beautiful pine forest next to an orange grove, this club's fine-sandy beach is a major attraction. Related Pages: Dirty Talk in Turkish - for 'in the flesh' encounters and phone-sex - Autumn 2010 Turkish Love Phrases -- for a spicy and romantic Summer 2010 Racy and Romantic SMS/Twitter Messages for Winter 2009-2010 The Sexiest Hotel in the World More Racy and Romantic SMS Love Messages for Autumn 2009 Racy and Romantic SMS Endearments (with voice recordings) for Summer 2009 Terms of Endearment voice recordings for Spring 2009!! Mature Foreign Women, Case History #1! Mature Foreign Women, beware the Turkish lothario! Other Troubles in Turkish Paradise 'Bad Girls' of the 1970s Turkish Cinema -- Neriman Köksal 'Bad Girls' of the 1970s Turkish Cinema -- Mine Soley Yeşim Yükselen -- The Wicked Witch of West Istanbul Nur Ay -- 'Dirty Dancing' Diva, Part 2 Temptress Emel Canser -- Liberated and Licentious Lady The Swinging Beachcombers Guide to Turkey #2 What really happened in bed between Müjde Ar and Nur Sürer in 'Widow Woman'? Turkish Terms of Endearment Terms of Endearment, House Favorites Romantic Mobile/Cell Phone Messages, The Original More Romantic Mobile/Cell Phone Messages Proverbs and Idioms for Lovers Loving Diminutives Movie Superhero Tarkan, historic and erotik Mature Dutch Bride in Turkey Mature British Bride in Turkey Mature Swedish Bride in Turkey Turkish Kinsey Report #6 - Turkish Turn-Ons Turkish Kinsey Report #1 - Turkey opens up about its seks Turkish Kinsey Report #2 - Did they hear it through the grapevine? Turkish Kinsey Report #3 - Was it good for you? Turkish Kinsey Report #4 - The first time, by age group... Turkish Kinsey Report #5 - Who's gotta have it? He? Or she? The 10 Basic Varieties of Unfaithful Turkish Lovers Name that dog! Vacations for Warm-blooded Mamas Bizarre Turkish Divorce Proceedings Gay Issues - The Good, The Bad, and The Funny  Actress and Model Hande Ataizi in LPT's first Video Frikik!  Hard-body Singer Lerzan Mutlu ups the stakes in this year's Bikini Wars!

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